Sunday, December 29, 2019

Countdown to readers’ favs for 2019, day 2

Can 2019 be almost past? No worries – as we wait for the ball to drop, readers can relive their top 10 favorite posts. Yesterday we saw numbers 10 and 9. Today, we countdown from number 8, first published May 18:

Will give feedback for a WRiTE CLUB vote

The last entries of the last week of the preliminary bouts of the readers’ choice WRiTE CLUB contest have been received. By this time, all 132 writers who entered know whether they made the initial list of 30 entries. Or not. You’ve tuned in every day, noted the players and (I hope) voted and critiqued whether your piece was on the line or not.

At this point last year, when I entered the contest as a writer, I would have learned that my entries didn’t make the initial cut of 30 contestants and probably spent a few days dropping tears on my keyboard. But I still followed the contest. Still voted and critiqued. And this year, though I’m invested in the contest, not as a writer but as one of 20 initial slush pile readers, I’m still voting and critiquing.
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And whether you won your round or lost (and all of this week’s bouts are still being voted on), or never saw the words you spent so much time crafting on the screen at all, I hope you’ll stay invested as well. Will still watch, vote, and critique your fellow writers. Not that you need an incentive except the chance to help fellow writers but WRiTE CLUB organizer DL Hammons has added one – everyone who sent a writing sample to the contest can receive feedback from us slush pile readers. If you vote and critique.

It doesn’t have to be in every round. Mop your tears, open your internet browser and connect. 

Even without having submitted my writing to the contest, I have a few tears to mop up. Out of the entries – a total of 189 from those 132 writers – I marked more than 70 as “favorites” after my first read-through. Plus more than a handful of “maybes” that deserved a second reading.

Try to imagine the agony of paring all those down to only 30. And tossing them into the ring with the 30 top picks of 19 other slushies. Only eight of my 30 ended up in the preliminary bouts. Only eight! (Although in a few instances, second entries from writers I picked made the cut.)

Still, I long to pass on my comments, compliments and congratulations to all the other writers in that packed field. I’m looking at you, sexy Scottish gladiator who made me think “Outlander” slays “Twilight.” And the writer of that super creepy Gothic (“Elephant Man” meets “The Thirteenth Tale”). And the update of Poe’s horror classic, “Premature Burial” for the 21st century. 

Ditto the Maserati-driving thriller-killer. And the beauty queen comeuppance-er. And so many more. 

Even as I had to sadly note “no” to some writing samples, I often found a cool premise, an interesting character, a scene that would have only needed some tweaking to make the cut.

You’re all so great, I’m sure you’ve been voting all along. But in case you haven’t. In case you’ve been in a hospital, in jail, in a war zone, or on a mountain retreat with no internet access for the last month, there’s still time to participate. Please do. I’m counting on you.

Even as I had to sadly note “no” to some writing samples, I often found a cool premise, an interesting character, a scene that would have only needed some tweaking to make the cut.

You’re all so great, I’m sure you’ve been voting all along. But in case you haven’t. In case you’ve been in a hospital, in jail, in a war zone, or on a mountain retreat with no internet access for the last month, there’s still time to participate. Please do. I’m counting on you.

Or, in case all your devices lost all your contact information, check DL Hammons' site for information about how to stay connected with the contest and keep your hat in the ring for some cool prizes. And the eternal friendship of a lot of other writers!

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Another WRiTE Club-related post made number 7 of 2019’s all-time hits, this one first published April 1:

A straight shot to this WRiTE CLUB judge’s heart

OK, people, it’s two weeks into submissions for DL Hammons’ annual WRiTE CLUB challenge. And after several years of participation in WRiTE CLUB, the readers’ choice writing contest, I’m now on the inside as a judge (aka slushpile reader). There’s some amazing stuff coming in – and some I wish had been tweaked just a little more. It’s made me think deeply about what I – as a reader – want to see from writers.

A little over two weeks in, I’ve seen about 50 submissions, with the vast majority of the expected 200 or so still to come – most in the final week, ending April 14. Each will be read by me and the other 19 judges before readers at large have a chance to vote. So, taking a tip from several of my 20 fellow judges’ Twitter postings, here’s a list of five things that will make me say Yes! to a 500-word writing sample.

1.     An authentic human character 
2.     Who wants something
3.     And is willing to go through hell to get it
4.     And tell us about it with clarity
5.     And honesty

Darn, you say, stopping at item #1. Your main character is an anthropomorphic animal, a supernatural being, even an inanimate object. (Not that I’ve seen those yet, but it’s still early days.) Fear not. Pick the closest thing to a human trait your nonhuman character has and work it, baby. Work it even harder if your main character is a clichĂ©, a generic (fill in the blank), or has all the depth of a wet Kleenex. 

And please, PUH-LEEZ make her/him/them/it desire something. It can be the most godawful thing you can imagine, as long (at least initially) as the character is willing to work to gain it. Maybe she wants to be king. Maybe they just want to live to the end of their tour of duty. Maybe he wants to strike the match that will keep him from freezing to death. Just, for the love of dog, make them do something. I’ll give you a little leeway for backstory or navel-gazing. Maybe two sentences, three tops. Then get those characters up and working to achieve their heart’s desire.

So, about that clarity thing – what I mean is, don’t confuse me. Hey, I got 200 more stories to read! How much time do you think I got to figure out what the h--- you’re trying to say? Much as I love you, I – and all of us – have jobs with bosses who nag if we clock in two minutes late, income tax forms to fill out, yards to mow, casseroles to cook, baby diapers to change. Give us the story in some orderly fashion, with phrases and sentences that follow each other in logical and/or chronological order. Say what you mean and don’t make it too fancy.

And don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes. Characters can lie, authors never. Sure, you can put lies in the mouths of your characters, in fact, make those characters lie their heads off, but you’d better play straight with us readers. That “it was all a dream” stuff? Forget it. (Which doesn’t mean that you must tell everything you know up front. Suspense is great, but tell us what we need to know, when we need to know it.)

What have I left out? Oh, that “voice” thing everybody is so crazy about. You have it already. Everybody does. It’s not a matter of jumping through a bunch of literary hoops. If you write characters who are true to themselves down to their toenails, their voice, your voice – your story’s voice – will come through like Caruso.

And considering I’m usually such a grammar Nazi, why haven’t I even mentioned spellcheck? Or grammar check? Or punctuation? I file all that the heading of “clarity.” Because if I have to spend too much time trying to figure out what the heck word you have in mind, well. . . color me grumpy.

There is one thing I’ve seen others mention that, frankly, I don’t give a flying flip about. It’s formatting. Who cares if you single space, double space, indent paragraphs or put two spaces in between? OK, your agent will care, but that’s not me. Follow the guidelines on the agency website. Oh, and give yourself a pat on the back. You’re writing! You’re submitting! Yay, you!

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Tomorrow: numbers 5 & 6 of the hit parade!

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